NEW FRED Loses His MIND

He did it. We should have seen it coming. Fred sold out. And REALLY sold out. Not even the iCarly, nickelodeon, Fred the Movie selling out stuff. He literally sold his channel. YouTube star Lucas Cruikshank sold his FRED YouTube channel with over 2 million subscribers to Yuksung Corporation, and if you’re thinking “that sounds Korean” I can assure you it is. I personally was introduced to FRED back when he uploaded his “FRED on Halloween” video. It only took me about 4 months to get sick of him, where some of his fans have been loyal and dedicated for YEARS. What ticks us off the most about all this is that Lucas didn’t announce or give an explanation regarding his decision. The channel was sold for a disclosed amount of money {rumored to be circa $60 million} and Cruikshank has avoided addressing the situation. There are rumors circulating about it all being a set up, but I’ll get to that later.

And now to review this new Fred. Well, the initial thought is that a small Korean child was abandoned by his parents and fed sugar and helium in order to appeal to the audience, but he quickly explains. The “new Fred” has a higher voice and more energy than the original Fred, because apparently kids love that shit. The episode quickly turns into an extremely similar scenario from an old Fred video, however with different dialogue and now sponsoring Korean cereal, because apparently kids love that shit. New Fred also quickly plugs his P.O.  box, which I’m sure, will be filled with death threats, anthrax, and lewd packages in a matter of weeks. New Fred quickly dances to American hip hop music that I’m sure he’s not familiar with, and continues to repeat the actions carried out by the original Fred in another video. But of course not without being called hilarious by the “new Judy” and being chased by the “New Kevin” because he’s “new” and everything is “new” and I shouldn’t insult new things because this blog is also “new”. *cough*. Anyways, new Fred returns home, sponsors some more cereal that no one outside of Korea can buy, and strikes a fierce pose before signing off. The most important part of this experience is the audience reaction. Which was far less than thrilled.

As well as a negative reaction, the comments are also circulating with rumors. Many believe the company was set up by Cruikshank in order for him to build up an epic comeback; however I’m not SO sure that’s the case. I think if Lucas were to do this, he would have made a bigger deal of selling it in order to attract more attention to it. Avoiding the situation could be to make the scenario more realistic, or it could just be a real situation. I guess we’ll wait to find out. Hopefully not too long because Fred, when your fans start to hit 40, you know you waited too long. When your fans star growing facial hair, you know you waited too long. When your fans lose all their baby teeth, you know you waited too long.

NEW FRED VIDEO

Kalel Kitten: The Vegan Chronicles 2014

Hello! TrueTubers here. This post is about Kalel Kitten and her vegan remarks and bullshit.

As it is known by basically EVERYONE now, Kalel Kitten is vegan, and has made her whipped boyfriend, Anthony Padilla, vegan too. She tweeted:

She has claimed to have never shamed anyone for not being vegan, and that on her fiance Anthony is vegan on his own choice. Later in the month she made a video of her sobbing and being a bitch. She made a encyclopedia on why being vegan is what the human race should do, and that leather products should stop being produced and animals left alone.


Kalel later went on a Contiki Roadtrip, a youtuber event where 10 youtubers explore Europe for about 10 days. When some WULAS vlogs came out, there was footage of Kalel eating crepes and other sweets and non vegan foods. Twitter blew up, and when she finally replied she stated:

You'd think she would try a little harder, or pack a snack? Guess not. PETA apparently came in contact with her to make aware of more people about cows. In her vegan preaching video, she said that if there was one wish she had for humanity it would be that all animals were freed from slaughter houses. Which, personally, to me, doesn't sound right at all. KALEL. THERE ARE BIGGER THINGS GOING ON I.E. THE WAR ON TERROR. But if its her wish to have some happy roaming cows and piglets graze the earth that's her choice.

Another recent tweet that was very interesting was this one:



REALLY? REALLY KALEL? She has claimed to not shame anyone for their vegan diet or what they eat, and that she would genuinely want people to eat healthier. But this is downright insensitive and offensive.

1.) She 99.9% did not know that man. If she did, she would have not tweeted about it. She is shaming him for eating what he wants, which is contradicting what she said earlier.

2.) She doesn't know that mans story. That man could have been struggling to be healthy and trying to turn around, but she wouldn't have known that. But since she just saw him eating probably a burger and fries, he's one of the fat Americans she sees below her.

3.) Kalel, can you really not understand it? Sorry we weren't born with a fast metabolism and slim features. Not only are some body types larger than others, but Type 1 Diabetes is genetic so she cant say anything. Shes basically saying "hey, if you're not slim, healthy, vegan, or know the whole U.S. Poll on obesity and how it is tragic, you are a shame to humanity and get out of my face."

Kalel needs to chill the fuck out. Just because everyone doesn't the same body type or eating habits as you does not mean you can easily judge them like that. If she ever has children or anything I do hope someone is to look over her child besides Anthony. I can just imagine the retired hooter, just making fun of her son/daughter. "Honey, you have more baby fat that usual... are you having two soy milk cartons instead of one at school?"

This isn't the first time. In one of Kalels early QueenBeeuty videos, she told viewers that she 'eats less' to lose weight and stay slim. Disgusting.

I have also seen a lot of Kalel fans being upset about their body shape because of it. If you are upset because of that, it is not you, it is just your 'idol' irrelevant incorrect statement. It is ridiculous how many girls I've seen upset that Kalel claimed being obese is 'tragic' and that people should change themselves around just to meet her standards. You girls don't need her. So don't listen to her. She has already lost 200 followers because of this incident.

For more coverage of Kalel and her vegan-ness, go check out her rant video where she cries over her milk not being soy and her salad having cheese in it!
http://youtu.be/qxhP4MGpONM